MEMO TO CHAD JOHNSON.
TAKE YOUR TWO LAME APOLOGYS YESTERDAY AND STICK-EM WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE.
I HOPE THE FANS ARE ALL OVER YOU EVERY MINUTE,
EVERY SECOND AT TRAINING CAMP.
YOU ARE A LOUSY TEAMMATE.
YOUR AUTOGRAPH SUCKS.
HALL OF FAMER?
IN THE WORDS OF FAT JOHNNY. MY ASS!
HOW SAD WAS IT TO WATCH THE BASERUNNING GAFFE
BY DAVID ROSS AND HOMER BAILEY IN THE REDS FIFTH INNING SCORE TIED AT 2 LAST NIGHT?
THE END RESULT.
ROSS AND BAILEY TAGGED OUT BETWEEN SECOND AND THIRD FOR A 3-5-6 DOUBLE PLAY.
DUSTY BAKER IS SUCH A GENIUS WHEN IT COMES
TO FUNDAMENTALS.
FORMER RED JOSH HAMILTON CLOBBERED HIS 22ND HOMERUN A 3-RUN SHOT IN THE RANGERS 6-1 WIN OVER THE WHITE SOX LAST NIGHT.
CHECK OUT THE LIST OF 2008 BASEBALL MILLIONAIRES
PAGE C-4 MORNING PAPER.
TODAY IN REDS HISTORY. 1986.
A TENTH-INNING BRAWL HIGHLIGHTS THE METS 6-3,
14-INNING WIN OVER THE REDS AT RIVERFRONT STADIUM.
WITH ONE OUT IN THE BOTTOM OF THE TENTH,AND THE SCORE 3-3,ERIC DAVIS STOLE THIRD BASE ON AN AGRESSIVE POP-UP SLIDE AND TAGGED METS 3RD BASEMAN RAY KNIGHT WITH AN ELBOW.
KNIGHT RESPONDED BY SHOVING DAVIS OFF THE BAG AND HITTING THE REDS CENTERFIELDER IN THE FACE WITH A RIGHT CROSS.
THE DAVIS-KNIGHT TIFF,ESCALATED INTO A BENCH-CLEARING MELEE THAT LASTED FOR 16 MINUTES.
I'LL NEVER FORGET LATE UMPIRE ERIC GREGG GRABBING A HOLD OF ERIC DAVIS TO KEEP HIM FROM KNOCKING
KNIGHT OUT.
TODAY IN HISTORY 1934.
JOHN DILLINGER(PUBLIC ENEMY NO 1) WAS SHOT TO DEATH BY FEDERAL AGENTS OUTSIDE CHICAGO'S
BIOGRAPH THEATER.

SO MUCH FOR MY REDS STARTING THE SECOND HALF OF THE SEASON ON A POSTIVE NOTE LAST NIGHT.
JOHNNY CUETO "FLAT OUT" STUNK 6 HITS, 6 RUNS,3 WALKS IN 5 1-3 INNINGS.
FRANCISCO CORDERO THREW BATTING PRACTICE.
6 HITS, 4 RUNS IN ONE-THIRD OF AN INNING.
MEMO TO DUSTY BAKER:
YOU HAD BETTER WATCH CLOSE HOW MANY PITCHES JOHNNY CUETO THROWS.
(93) IN 5 1-3 INNINGS?
THATS PLAYING WITH FIRE!
MY WIFE LISA AND I ARE GOING TO THE REDS/METS GAME TONITE.
FREE TICKETS,FREE PARKING.
EAT YOUR HEART OUT ROB BUTCHER!
I'M TOLD METTALICA'S NEW CD WILL BE A HOMERUN.
CHECK THE BOYS OUT
MISSION METTALICA.COM.
WHAT A JOKE,THE MORNING PAPER WEEKEND-LIFE SECTION PAGE E-4.
THE CINCINNATI ROLLERGIRLS END THEIR HOME SEASON
THIS WEEKEND.
ROLLER DERBY IS "NOT A SPORT" IT LIKE WRESTLING IS
ENTERTAINMENT.
NOT ONCE LAST SEASON ,DID THE MORNING PAPER
WEEKEND/LIFE SECTION WRITE ANYTHING ABOUT
MY KELLY CUP CHAMPION CYCLONES.
T-MINUS 10 DAYS AND COUNTING UNTIL THE BENGALS BEGIN TRAINING CAMP.
TODAY IN BASEBALL HISTORY 1970.
WILLIE MAYS STROKED CAREER HIT 3,000 OFF MIKE
WEGENER IN THE SECOND INNING OF THE GIANTS 10-1 ROUT OF THE EXPOS.

A SHOW OF HANDS.
HOW MANY WATCHED THE LONGEST ALL-STAR GAME IN HISTORY FOUR HOURS,FIFTY MINUTES LAST NIGHT?
HOW ABOUT THE PIRATES NATE McLOUTH COMING OFF THE BENCH TO BECOME THE FRIST OUTFIELDER IN
ALL-STAR HISTORY TO THROW OUT THE WINNING RUN AT THE PLATE(SPECIFICALLY DIONER NAVARRO IN THE 11TH).
MY BEST ALL-STAR GAME STAT.
41 PLAYERS IN THE GAME MAKING MORE THAN THE 2.5 MILLION DOLLARS,IT TOOK TO BUILD YANKEE STADIUM IN 1923.
I'D LIKE TO KNOW WHY JOE MORGAN,JOHNNY BENCH AND SPARKY ANDERSON WERE NOT AMONG THE 49
HALL OF FAME PLAYERS DURING OPENING CEREMONIES
AT YANKEE STADIUM.
WHILE I'M AT IT.WHERE WAS TOM SEAVER,NOLAN RYAN,
CARLTON FISK,YAZ,SANDY KOUFAX?
I THOUGHT IT WAS COOL YANKEES OWNER GEORGE STEINBRENNER CAME OUT IN A GOLF CART,
TO PRESENT THE BALLS FOR FRIST PITCHES.
GEORGE STEINBRENNER "LOVE HIM OR HATE HIM"
BELONGS IN THE HALL OF FAME.
FROM MY I SWEAR ITS TRUE FILE.
I SHOOK HANDS WITH GEORGE STEINBRENNER AFTER
AFTER GAME TWO OF THE 1976 WORLD SERIES OUTSIDE
RIVERFRONT STADIUM.
WOULD SOMEONE INSTRUCT BASEBALL COMMISSIONER BUD SELIG HOW TO DRESS?
WHAT A SLOB!
MEMO TO REDS RADIO/TV BROADCASTER JEFF BRANTLEY.
STOP MAKING EXCUSES FOR THE ROTTEN JOB DUSTY BAKER HAS DONE.
GET OFF ADAM DUNN'S BACK!
TONITE THE AAA ALL-STAR GAME WILL BE PLAYED AT LOUISVILLE SLUGGER FIELD.
THE INTERNATIONAL LEAGUE TAKING ON THE PACIFIC
COAST LEAGUE.
1ST TOSS ON ESPN2 7PM.
FORMER CYCLONES COACH TERRY MURRAY IS EXPECTED
TO BE NAMED THE NEW HEAD COACH OF THE LA KINGS
TODAY.
ANOTHER ARENA I'VE BEEN IN,THE 42 YR OLD SPECTURM IN PHILADELPHIA WILL BE DEMOLISHED AT THE END OF THE 2008 HOCKEY AND SOCCER SEASONS.
T-MINUS 93 DAYS UNTIL MY CYCLONES BEGIN DEFENSE
OF ITS ECHL KELLY CUP CHAMPIONSHIP.