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WELCOME TO THE DAWN PATROL BLOG! Scroll down for this week's guest schedule!
We talked to Christopher Titus! He's a cool f*%kin dude.

Click Here to listen...

See Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly's demands to host the ESPY Awards - too damn funny!! Click the pic to view...


Will Ferrell accepts Tiger's award at the 2008 Espys...hysterical!!
Click on Tiger to watch...


We shot the sh*% with Dave Attell...he's doin' the "Gong Show" on Comedy Central...and then he's comin to town to drink with us...we hope.
 
Click Here to listen to our chat!!

Uh...would somebody please tell us why we sent Jenni Buzzkill out to interview the Reds??? She asked Ken Griffey Jr about the Jimmy Buffet show...and our boy tells it like it is!

Uh...nice pic, Buzzkill.....where's the WEBN microphone??
Click Here to hear what Griffey says about Buffett.....

What's gonna happen with our boy Favvvvvvvvvre??
Click on his distraught mug to watch and listen!


Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman broke up!!!
Hmmm...maybe it's because Jimmy is f&*%ing Ben Affleck....let's watch. (If you've already seen this, it's soooo worth seeing again!!)


We talked to Brendan Fraser! (He's starring in "Journey to the Center of the Earth" and the next mummified movie!)

Click Here to listen to the interview

Wildman thanks you for Checheckin him out on Channel 5 "Sports Rock" Sunday night at 11:30!!
Oh, Wildman....you're so burly....

And Ken Broo can't wait!!
 
Tune in!

Madonna and A-Rod were doin all kinds of hanky-panky!!


...And now his soon-to-be-ex-wife is PISSED!! She did some serious REVENGE spending and racked up a wopping $100,000 in her recent shopping spree! (Not to mention, she's suing A-Rod for a mere $70 million....) Yeesh! I guess you shoulda kept it in yer pants, A! Well...maybe not...it IS Madonna, after all.....
Has your woman/man ever gotten REVENGE on you! How? Email us! dawnpatrol@webn.com

It's ok, Cynthia... you can have REVENGE SEX with US!!!!

Our own Bozo Bob eulogizes Bozo the Clown!

Click Here to listen and view a Bozo montage!!

Meat cries at the show "Intervention"...Fritz bawls like a baby over the movie "Rudy"....

You're a MAN!!! What are you CRYIN' about"????? Email us! dawnpatrol@webn.com

We talked to UFC president DANA WHITE!

Click Here to listen!!

A chat with the voices of Futurama, Billy West!

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It's BEER STICK time!!!!!! 
Let's see how Meat does....

Click Here to see how long it takes Meat to chug it down!

Uh-oh...It looks like Fritz is having a bit of a problem...

Click Here to see the mess that is Fritz...God love him.

Keep Chad? Or kick him in the nads? Email us! dawnpatrol@webn.com


So....Jenni Buzzkill booked this guest....um....and she needs to be punished!! Why would she book a stupid boring nun lady on a rock morning show? Oh well.... we had Bob interview her...Ha!! We knew he could get her off the phone in a hurry!That'll teach Buzzkill not to book a guest like THAT again!!
Um...unlees she looks like THIS nun....

Click Here To hear how long the nun lady stays on the phone with Bob!!

George Carlin is finally resting in peace...cuz Bob eulogized him!

Click Here to watch photo montage and hear Bob's eulogy!

Is supermodel Karolina Kurkova FAT????
Whaaaaa happened????


*****start poll*****
Poll: Is Karolina Kurkova a fat slob?
*****end poll*****

Who would kick ass in a catfight??
Jessica Alba....

MEOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Or,
Jessica Simpson....

Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Um...we don't really care...we just wanna watch.

Do YOU have questions for BOSTRADAMUS?? Email us! dawnpatrol@webn.com!


What is a deal-breaker for you when it comes to dating?
Is it bad kissing?


Bad feet?

Email us! dawnpatrol@webn.com
Tell us what turns you off!!

Wildman found this story....would you believe that Pete Rose and A-Rod are texting each other?
Click on pic to see story and watch video!


Who would you rather bang???
Gyneth Paltrow

Or....
Liv Tyler...

Who would you rather take home? Email us! dawnpatrol@webn.com

ROBBIE KNIVAL JUMPS!!!
Click Here to see the Robbie jump


Click Here To see Bob dish out some Van Halen tickets to Frog Nation...dressed like a WOLF!! It's WolfBob!
THIS WEEK ON THE DAWN PATROL:

PAUL TEUTEL from "American Chopper" (and on "NBC's Celebrity Feud")


GEEZER BUTLER from "Black Sabbath"


COMEDIAN PHIL PALISOUL


PREVIOUSLY ON THE DAWN PATROL:

BRENDAN FRASER!


GENE SIMMONS!



MICHAEL IAN BLACK!


COMEDIAN/HYPNOTIST - J MEDICINE HAT (Appearing at Funny Bone)


PREVIOUSLY ON THE DAWN PATROL:

RON JEREMY!


COMEDIAN FRANK CALIENDO!


COMEDIAN JUSTIN MCKINNEY (appearing at Funny Bone)


UFC President DANA WHITE!


GUITAR HERO inventors!! Kai and Charles Huang


COMEDIAN JOHN MORGAN (appearing at Funny Bone)


COMEDIAN TOM MABE from "Mabe in America"


Host of "I Survived a Japanese Game on Show" on ABC - TONY SANO

JAMES KAKALIOS "The Physics of Superheroes"



PREVIOUSLY ON THE DAWN PATROL:

JUDY TENUTA


COMEDIAN PAT DIXON


PREVIOUSLY ON THE DAWN PATROL:
VERNE TROYER from "The Love Guru"!


COMEDIAN PAUL MOONEY (Appearing at Funny Bone)



KEITH POWELL from "Last Comic Standing" and "30 Rock"


PREVIOUSLY ON YOUR DAWN PATROL:

COMEDIAN LEWIS BLACK!



LARRY THE CABLE GUY!


DEAL OR NO DEAL MODEL, APRIL SCOTT!


COMEDIAN JO KOY (at Funny Bone)


PREVIOUSLY ON YOUR DP:
BEN JONES "Cooter" from 'Dukes of Hazzard'!


FRANK SHAMROCK!


DREW CURTIS founder of FARK.COM


COMEDIAN BILL BELLAMY (appearing at Funny Bone)


"SIREN" from AMERICAN GLADIATORS


JESSE VENTURA!


JEFF FOXWORTHY!


THEORY OF A DEADMAN playing LIVE in-studio!!


COMEDIAN GREG WARREN (at Funny Bone)


POD playing LIVE in-studio!!



PORN STAR JENNA HAZE!! in-studio


HEYWOOD BANKS! Appearing at the Funny Bone on the Levee



RECENTLY ON YOUR DAWN PATROL:
COMEDIAN DOUG BENSON - Star of "SUPER HIGH ME" movie which opens 4/20...of course!
(Click Doug's pic to watch the trailer!)


THOM BRENNEMAN!
Click Here to listen to interview!


COMEDIAN BILLY GARDELL
Click Here to listen to interview!


COMEDIAN VIC HENLEY!


COMEDIAN MICHAEL IAN BLACK!


COMEDIAN PAUL MERCURIO


With Feature Act: Matt Stanton


SCOTT RUBIN
Scot Reviews the Latest Video Games

Click Here BATTLEFIELD: BAD COMPANY!
Click Here RAINBOW SIX VEGAS 2!
Click Here ARMY OF 2!
Click Here ROCK BAND!
Click Here CALL OF DUTY 4: MODERN WARFARE!
Click Here BURNOUT: PARADISE!



Scot Rubin created All Games Network in 1996 as a place for gamers to get radio programming about games. Since then, he's interviewed more than 750 people from the gaming industry and produced over 2000 hours of programming about games. He sold AGN to webcasting pioneer Pseudo.com in 1998 and produced 12 hours of live game talk, and the first ever live webcasts of E3.(97-99) In 2000 he was lured to Hollywood to develop the videogame channel G4. When it became clear G4 was changing its programming strategy, Scot left to go back to his roots in webcasting.


For the truly bored...
 VIVA WILDMAN

You tell us....

*****start poll*****
Poll: Who's the HOTTEST member of the Dawn Patrol?
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Softball.....Sport? or Activity???
Wednesday 07-23-2008 6:41am ET
Ok....Meat is that 'Douchebag Softball Guy'.... He's obsessed with telling tales of his softball games...(insert eye-roll)

Uh...nice pants...

*****start poll*****
Poll: Is softball a SPORT or ACTIVITY???
*****end poll*****



Carson Palmer hates Ohio State!! (Buckeye fans, don't be mad at us...we're just the messenger)
Tuesday 07-22-2008 7:18am ET

Click Here to hear how Carson really feels about the Ohio State Buckeyes!!
We love catfights!!! Check out Danica vs Duno!!
Monday 07-21-2008 12:11pm ET

Oh, Danica....we wanna see you smack Duno around....then you can smack US around....ooooooohhhhhh, yeah......
Click on Danica to watch the fight!
It's Danica Patrick....

vs...
Milk ya...er, I mean, Milka Duno!!

Honestly, we could watch them tug each other's hair all day...


*****start poll*****
Poll: Who wins this catfight?
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Who is the better Joker? Nicholson? Or Ledger?
Monday 07-21-2008 6:34am ET

Good ol' Joker Jack?


Or....Joker Heath?


*****start poll*****
Poll: Who's the best Joker?
*****end poll*****

Hmmmm.... Fritz wants to know....is it only cuz Heath Ledger died that everyone's making a big deal out of his performance?  Email us your thoughts! dawnpatrol@webn.com
Bob gives us Batman's top ten pet peeves!
Friday 07-18-2008 7:44am ET

Click Here to listen!
JokerBob's goin out to Florence this mornin to give you Dark Knight tickets!!
Thursday 07-17-2008 6:23am ET

Find JokerBob somewhere on the streets of Florence, Ky and he could give ya tickets to "Dark Knight"!!!

We're countin' the hours til The Dark Knight opens! (What can we say? We're geeks.)
Wednesday 07-16-2008 7:55am ET
Click the pic for the 10 most bizarre Batmans ever!!!!
We chatted with the very funny Michael Ian Black!
Tuesday 07-15-2008 9:24am ET


Click Here to listen to our interview...

What's the longest you've ever waited or held out for sex??
Tuesday 07-15-2008 6:35am ET
Did she make you wait a month? 2 months? Ladies....how long til he "earned your trust"?

Oh the blue balls....